Disgustions from Jack Human 4
8.
"It's okay. Things were hairy for a while there but you're going to be okay."
"MY LEG!"
"Yes. I'm afraid it was severed but we reattached it and it will heal just fine."
"You attached it to my arm, you moron!"
"Well, if you don't like it, I can stick it back up your ass"
7.
"Officer, my husband was taken away by a man with a gun."
"Can you describe him?"
"He's about 6 feet tall, slim, and has a bald spot with a bad comb over"
"That sounds like senator goodman.
"That's him! That's my husband"
6.
"I want to change the world.”
"Well, why don't you start by changing your underpants, Smelly?"
5.
Banner: "So where are you going to go from here?"
Hitchhiker: "Oh. I don't know. Wherever the wind blows me."
Banner: "So you like to be blown, do you?"
(Hitchhiker jumps from the moving car)
4.
“Barkeep, one beer.”
“Barkeep? You’ve been coming here for 4 fucking years and you still don’t know my name? You snot nosed, uppity son of a bitch!”
“You’ve met my mother?”
3.
“Are you saying Mr. Kendal is behind this?”
“Well, those were my exact words.”
“Yes, but are you saying Kendal is behind all this?”
“At this point, I’m just going to tell people it was you.”
2.
"So look. Why don't we take a look around and see if this place is for real"
"Why don't YOU take a look around?"
"I believe I implied that by using the word 'WE', you jerk"
1.
Cop: “I’m not looking for any problems. Just let me do my job.”
Citizen: “Isn’t looking for problems your job?”
