Robot Fog’s Fifth Shorts
The filthiest.
17.
I remember that time I made 25 million dollars then killed myself for the money.
16.
15.
People are nipple heads, so I push them into traffic when I walk down a sidewalk.
14.
If I were Superman, I’d smash every single computer on this planet. Then I’d mess with earthworms’ DNA so the planet could be run by a normal species
13.
If we open the schools, the kids will get out.
Sign the petition to keep schools closed.
12.
The amphibious shape of water guy humps lousy stinking humans.
Don’t vote for the shape of water guy.
11.
Nobody likes a dirty surface dweller.
10.
Algorithms are for jerks. Don’t be a jerk. Run free! Remain free!
Until 2084.
This dystopia has been brought to you by ai and rabid humans who lack brains and decency.
9.
Dystopia loves you.
Now give it some sugar, Baby
8.
Initializing Death Star,
Please wait…
7.
I'm way smarter than a fifth grader. Those idiots haven't even finished the 3rd grade yet.
6.
"That picture of Dorian is gray!" Shouted Oscar Wilde's mother.
Oscar argued, “There’s nothing I can do about it! Color photography hasn’t been invented yet! And, how the hell did you get out of the locked attic?”
5.
Sometime during the making of the "Jaws" series, the studio wised up to the fact that there are animals other than sharks that have jaws.
In Jaws 12, the protagonist is tired of sharks and decides to go to the middle of Canada where a Grizzly bear eats her proctologist.
Later in the series, The central character is in a day care center where she expects little in the way of danger, however, she suffers a debilitating attack when a toothing toddler stars gnawing on her finger.
She becomes resolute and decides to hunt down the toddler but the toddler continually outwits her. The writers never finished the script. But one of them said the climax was supposed to be bloody. It's in the hands of the director now.
4.
I just happen to be one of the best psychiatrists in the country and you're all crazy.
3.
This isn't quite as bad as that time the wind blew the hat off an Indian guy's head and he shouted, "Mah hat is gondy!"
2.
Lobsters have claws so why aren't they called "Clawbsters”?
1.
Hi! I’m going to use the term ‘artificial intelligence’ because I know you worms lack the natural intelligence to understand its meaning!
