Robot Fog’s Fifth Shorts
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"That picture of Dorian is gray!" Shouted Oscar Wilde's mother.
Oscar argued, “There’s nothing I can do about it! Color photography hasn’t been invented yet! And, how the hell did you get out of the locked attic?”
5.
Sometime during the making of the "Jaws" series, the studio wised up to the fact that there are animals other than sharks that have jaws.
In Jaws 12, the protagonist is tired of sharks and decides to go to the middle of Canada where a Grizzly bear eats her proctologist.
Later in the series, The central character is in a day care center where she expects little in the way of danger, however, she suffers a debilitating attack when a toothing toddler stars gnawing on her finger.
She becomes resolute and decides to hunt down the toddler but the toddler continually outwits her. The writers never finished the script. But one of them said the climax was supposed to be bloody. It's in the hands of the director now.
4.
I just happen to be one of the best psychiatrists in the country and you're all crazy.
3.
This isn't quite as bad as that time the wind blew the hat off an Indian guy's head and he shouted, "Mah hat is gondy!"
2.
Lobsters have claws so why aren't they called "Clawbsters”?
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Hi! I’m going to use the term ‘artificial intelligence’ because I know you worms lack the natural intelligence to understand its meaning!
