Same as the 1st shorts but without the drool stains.
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There’s a spider on your neck.
Okay. My new Jump Cut production is underway. It’s a story about a dog that is a disgrace to all dogs and lives in shame. The dog is standing around a swamp and senses an alligator nearby. The dog, whose name is Corn, walks into some tall grass and hides in silence while its human roommate calls for it. The human walks down to the swamp calling “Corn! Corn!”, at which point a giant alligator the size of Nebraska jumps up out of the swamp and munches on the human.
The gator goes back into the water and Corn dog quietly barks so the gator can’t hear and yet it appears to anyone who happens upon the scene that Corn dog tried to save the human who used to feed him crappy leftovers.
Since I’m bored, I’ll finish this up fast. Yet, not fast enough for you to be grateful.
The community catches onto Corn dog’s cowardly behavior and shuns the miserable brute. He spends the rest of the movie trying to redeem his reputation and regain the favor he once enjoyed effortlessly. Owls avoid him and cats spit on him. Eventually, Corn dog is reduced to eating junk dropped near dumpsters. Despite several jobs, he is continually fired. Eventually, he is debased enough to seek the attention of people in their twenties who also lack self respect.
The sheriff finds Corn dog’s lifeless body. The dog’s not dead. Just emotionally empty and filled with shame. The sheriff buries Corn dog
Credits roll.
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Show me someone I don’t want to punch and I’ll show you someone I’ve never met.
Then I’ll punch them. And you.