Robot Fog’s Fourth Shorts
1st quarter of Robot's shorts
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When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, you're all going down for murder.
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What the hell is up with the empire striking back? What’s the big deal that they lost a Death Star? It’s got the word death right in the name. Shouldn’t they have expected the Death Star to be destroyed? I don’t see where the empire gets off expecting death objects to be around forever. The empire is run by jerks
9.
When microstink
Asks you to sync
Say “no, you fink”
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I was wondering, "Who would Jesus kill?" and then someone suggested to me, "Who would Elvis kill?" And now I'm stuck. Who would Elvis kill? I have no answer to that. You could argue he killed himself but the question really is "who would Elvis kill (other than himself)?"
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A butcher is simply someone who sells body parts.
6.
The series American Crime Stories created a season titled “The Assassination of Gianni Versace”
Because, the other less rich and famous victims of the serial killer are meaningless.
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In 2012, my wife and I were at Sears and had to wait ten minutes for the register boy to ask a woman whether she was carrying a variety of cards. He even held up some pants (or, drawers, or britches) and said, "you don't wear petites, do you? We have a department of petites." Then he went on about points, discounts, and a pile of other vonny cal.
When it was our turn, I placed a revolver right up against his left eye and said, "Take the cash and bag the shirts or you won't be finding the left side of your face until you get reincarnated... as something with a face."
It went smoothly.
4.
Don’t like living with hang nails?
Stop living!
3.
Krekor Ohanian, Archibald Leach, Gregor Samsa, Kip Kinkel, and Leon Czolgosz all walk into a bar together. The bartender turns to the bouncer and says, "We don't serve booze to no fictional characters. T'row dat one mook da hell oughta here!"
Who does the bouncer bounce?
2.
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How about just charging less to begin with, you fuck faced weasels?
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