Robot Fog’s Fifth Shorts
The filthiest.
24.
On an episode of the television series Gotham, Penguin decided to feed a woman her own children then stabbed her in the neck at the dinner table, which I think was rude. The proper etiquette is to stab people in the living room over after-dinner drinks.
23.
Show me someone who is not going to hell and I'll punch them in the face.
22.
I check my cell phone to avoid having to talk to people. For years I've wanted to live in a hole and I finally found one.
21.
Technology is the worst thing to happen to this grahzny planet since filthy humans.
20.
Mine mechanical eyes hurts. Me am attempting to recover (Mr.) data from a damaged drive. Me am be assuming the failure is not hardware. Me do this with IQ almost as high as 12.
19.
You’re only as good as the people you consume.
18.
Apes drive better cars (none).
Drink better liquor (none).
Speak a better language (none).
Have better fast food (none).
Merry Misanthropy Month!
17.
I remember that time I made 25 million dollars then killed myself for the money.
16.
Imagine receiving death threats. And they're from death.
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15.
People are nipple heads, so I push them into traffic when I walk down a sidewalk.
14.
If I were Superman, I’d smash every single computer on this planet. Then I’d mess with earthworms’ DNA so the planet could be run by a normal species
13.
If we open the schools, the kids will get out.
Sign the petition to keep schools closed.
12.
The amphibious shape of water guy humps lousy stinking humans.
Don’t vote for the shape of water guy.
11.
Nobody likes a dirty surface dweller.
10.
Algorithms are for jerks. Don’t be a jerk. Run free! Remain free!
Until 2084.
This dystopia has been brought to you by ai and rabid humans who lack brains and decency.
9.
Dystopia loves you.
Now give it some sugar, Baby
8.
Initializing Death Star,
Please wait…
7.
I'm way smarter than a fifth grader. Those idiots haven't even finished the 3rd grade yet.
6.
"That picture of Dorian is gray!" Shouted Oscar Wilde's mother.
Oscar argued, “There’s nothing I can do about it! Color photography hasn’t been invented yet! And, how the hell did you get out of the locked attic?”
5.
Sometime during the making of the "Jaws" series, the studio wised up to the fact that there are animals other than sharks that have jaws.
In Jaws 12, the protagonist is tired of sharks and decides to go to the middle of Canada where a Grizzly bear eats her proctologist.
Later in the series, The central character is in a day care center where she expects little in the way of danger, however, she suffers a debilitating attack when a toothing toddler stars gnawing on her finger.
She becomes resolute and decides to hunt down the toddler but the toddler continually outwits her. The writers never finished the script. But one of them said the climax was supposed to be bloody. It's in the hands of the director now.
4.
I just happen to be one of the best psychiatrists in the country and you're all crazy.
3.
This isn't quite as bad as that time the wind blew the hat off an Indian guy's head and he shouted, "Mah hat is gondy!"
2.
Lobsters have claws so why aren't they called "Clawbsters”?
1.
Hi! I’m going to use the term ‘artificial intelligence’ because I know you worms lack the natural intelligence to understand its meaning!
