Jack Human’s 5th Shorts
Short enough to reach your ankles
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I recall that when I was a child, people kept their telephones attached to a wall or floorboard in order to prevent the telephones from being stolen. It was common for people to take the telephones of others because, telephones were of great value, as opposed to now when telephones are worthless and no one even cares if they lose one. From what I hear, some people prefer their phones to be stolen now due to the relentless and needless interruption of their daily lives.
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Join me in hating Google.
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A crazy crackhead broad is trying to sell her baby for $5,000.00 on the television show “In the Heat of the Night”. The broad’s boyfriend wants $500.00. The baby just wants clean diapers.
They probably should check the market to see what price they should be charging.
I saw a sign about human trafficking in the emergency room at the hospital but it didn’t say where to find a dealer.
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Why make eggs the old fashioned way relying on a stupid chicken when you can lay your eggs yourself?