Numbered in reverse order: (according to the amount of pain they inflict)
12.
I am the last ray of the final setting of the sun
11.
Sunlight soothes my eyes
A warm wind calms my nerves
For God’s sake, make it stop!
10.
I live today
I breathe today
Today is not the best of days
9.
Get a grip
Inject your lip
Here’s a tip
Don’t slip
Don’t flip
Don’t drip
you ain’t hip
8.
the exiter
people come, people go
or, as they say,
"you can be replaced"
on and off the stage
like players in a play
speaking lines of hello-goodbye,
people come, people go
and of course,
"you can be replaced".
but, if you're good,
if you're really really good,
you will leave an empty space
You sons of bitches
7.
One pill makes you swallow
Another pill makes you fall
And the ones the dealer sells you
Throw you up hard against the wall
Don’t take any meds with malice
Unless you want your brain to stall
6.
One snowflake
two snowflakes
three snowflakes
Snow Snow Snow is all I see
man this snow is thrilling me
5.
I am a bonehead
my head is thick with bone
if it weren't for other boneheads
I would truly feel alone
4.
Satan smells like a bad burrito.
Almonds make me cry.
Dire Straights won't play my town.
Orange is an edible color.
A plane flies overhead thru swamps of clouds.
Tarantulas live for the day they are to be eaten.
Monkeys don't lie. Buffalo don't fly.
Shamu, the killer whale, is a guy.
Towels can sting your eye.
Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye
3.
2.
Do what you have to do
Do what you need to do
Do what you want to do
How do you do?
1.
He wasn’t you
You were him
He’ll never know you
You do know him
He is fortunate
More so than I
