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Hi kids! Fill in the blank [ ]. Have hours of fun with the entire family.
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Dear [ ],
You’re a pig and a freak. Corpses are more human than you are. The fact that you weren’t stillborn proves without a doubt that there is no god.
I’d say “see you in hell” but hell has standards.
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
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